“Go to Natural History Museum with just Daddy,” Emma announced this morning.
Because of the Jewish New Year it’s a four-day weekend. Richard took Em to the museum yesterday. Today is my turn to hang out with Em, while Richard spends the day with Nic and his friend Masiah.
“I know you do love going to the Natural History Museum with Daddy,” Em said as I came over to her.
“But Em, I’m going to spend the day with you. What do you want to do with me?”
“Emma loves Natural History Museum with Daddy. But they wants Museum of Natural History with Mommy. I love playing elevator game with Daddy. Emma loves BioLife. Emma loves…”
“Em, what do you want to do with me? Daddy’s staying home today. I can take you to the Natural History museum. Is that what you want to do?”
“Go to Toys R Us with Mommy, then Natural History Museum with Daddy!”
“No Em. It’s just you,” I pointed at her, “and me today,” I pointed to me. “What should we do today?”
Emma whispered, “Go with Daddy! Oh I know you want to go with Daddy. Say bye-bye Mommy!” Then Em made fish lips at me. Meaning she puckered her lips together and pretended to be a fish. This is what she does when she really, really wants us to acquiesce.
I began laughing. “Em. I will take you anywhere. Anywhere you want to go. I’ll ask Daddy to explain the elevator game so we can play it together. Or you can show me how.”
“Go with Daddy,” Emma said very quickly and in a mischievous voice. Then she whispered again, “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, just Daddy!”
So I sidled up to her and whispered back, “Emmy. Can I take you to the Natural History Museum? Just you and me? Please?”
Emma grinned and nodded her head. “Okay, okay!”
When both the children were toddlers I took them to the Natural History Museum every single day, one memorable day we even went twice. After a few years of this, I announced to Richard, “I hope never to set foot in that museum again.”
“Uh-huh,” Richard said.
“Yeah. Got it,” Richard answered.
“Never. For the rest of my life.”
“OKAY! I hear you,” Richard said with a touch of annoyance.
So for the last few years Richard has taken Em whenever she has asked to go. I think I’ve gone once, maybe twice in the last several years. That I now find myself literally begging, BEGGING Emma to take her, is just another example of Emma’s brilliant negotiating skills.
If Emma ever loses interest in being a singer, I feel confident she will find any number of career options available to her… diplomat, anyone?
Emma – Autumnal Fairy